this skin is bare,unloved and pale. it needs your help. desperate help to be made colourful. please help by sending all you can to the 'bare left thigh needing ink' charity. please help, before its too late :,(
cant wait for my next tattoo! left thigh is getting dragoned up.
ner ner ner ner ner! cant scare me! :p
well eating is a no no again. :/
some men need to be pinned down and bolted through the head. Try 3 of us together and see how you come off!
well i ache from top to toe. least im not puking anymore.
22hours and 50mins later im still fucking vomiting. :/
about to play alot of snes games on old xbox. got to do something to pass the time while my stomach decideds to empty itself.
((That might take a while))
going to dry having a drink of water...bottled water. wonder how long it will stay down for.
well with amount of times ive barfed since 3am i should have a six pack under this fat. tumtum hurts at the moment and throat hurts.
((Everyone has a 'six-pack under their fat', you fucking idiot))
dear body, theres nothing left in my stomach so please stop trying to throw up something that isnt there. thank you.
keep showing your true colours twat, you will end up alone.
just when i get over being ill from our tapwater being acidic, i come down with the pukeys. :/
((Couldn't find anything in SG's local news about acidic tap water, but whatever. Not that she drinks it anyway. She's more of a double cream person))
well thats odd. Just been throwing my guts up.
anyone want any condoms? got 1 durex, i cool mint, 1 glow in the dark, 1 banana shake and 27 Pasante naturelle. all still have a couple of years left before expiry. if interested let me know. free to any horny fucker! :p
((OH FUCKING JESUS NO))
i love it when i rattle a packet and my rats look at me all wide eyed and ears pricked up. so cute!
aaand ive just spilled herbal liquer on my matress! luckily not on the side i sleep on. also, this acidic water has made grey and leland poorly. got them some bottled water and they seem to be better. water board would get a bollocking if my rats died because of them. fucking twats!
((Just picture a mental fatty hurling dead rats at a Severn Trent van and screaming))
well i just felt like a caveman whilst eating these bloody big bbq ribs! haha.
actually feel okay today. :) still on a tattoo high..and loving these mix of meds. makes me feel all lovey and cuddly. *hugs to all! (even if your a complete twat you get a hug too)*
CORNER HOUSE UP BRIM ALL DAYER ON 23RD JULY! FREE ENTRY, CHEAP ALCOHOL, LOADS OF BANDS ON THEN AN ALTERNATIVE MUSIC NIGHT TILL 3AM! GET ON IT, OR YOUR JUST POOPOO!
((Stay tuned for SG's non attendance excuse!))
