Showing posts with label You are not funny or endearing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You are not funny or endearing. Show all posts

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Friday, 4 January 2013

Dumbassery is my favourite new word. To commit a stupid/dumb act.
oooooo might has sold the cage today! yeys!! was on the verge of more rats. heehee

Sunday, 18 September 2011

yawn! people who can only use my weight or my mental illness to insult just bores me. same shit different people. try using a braincell and come up with something good. then again, you cant waste your last braincell thinking of a intelligent insult...oh wait,you need that last braincell to walk. your so boring its curing my insomnia! haha

Monday, 12 September 2011

Im bored of the music i have at the muisc. Bring me new stuff! i command you all to do so....now gooooo fetch!! :P

Saturday, 3 September 2011

awww asda you lie! theres NO cherry in your cherryade. its made with blackcurrant and carrot extracts! bad asda bad!
some men say a womans place is the kitchen. not very well thought out is it. lets put the side of our species that has a shorter temper, have mood swings and generally crazy in a room that has the most dandgerous items in it. not very cleverly thought out. next time you say that to a woman make sure she isnt in the kitchen, you could get a pan or a knife thrown at your head!

Sunday, 14 August 2011

Thursday, 11 August 2011

on a lighter note. the dulco constipation ad. "for predictable relief when you wake" 1) that cat wouldnt still be under her ass for that long and b) she wouldnt be waking up smiling and slowly getting up. she would be getting up like a rocket and running to the bog!

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

i think that the symbol for peace should change to a set of boobs! men and woman. gay,lesbian, bi or straight love boobs. BOOBS FOR THE NEW SIGN FOR PEACE! you know it makes sense.

Sunday, 17 July 2011

this skin is bare,unloved and pale. it needs your help. desperate help to be made colourful. please help by sending all you can to the 'bare left thigh needing ink' charity. please help, before its too late :,(
Show me boobs! i want boobs! BOOOOOOOOBS!