is a happy squishy at the moment :) "a bag of weed, a bag of weed. all we need is a bag of weed!"

im so tired. :(

wide awake. got an anchoring for cashew nuts. this unintentional healthy eating is getting strange. :/

fancy a mug of tea and some toast. mmmmm toast!

So in conclusion... last night. a bloke said i had fake nails and fake boobs!! i was wearing false nails so granted he got that right. Got many a boobie squishings XD, felt like i was at a kids club, Drank so many jagerbombs and wondered why i was feeling horny!! I forget jagerbombs make me a little frisky.

Whas that? A metal night on a saturday? hi ho hi ho its off to corner house next payday i go!! XD Least wonthave my nigh spoiled...like last night. *grump*

just done a poop and it smelled like jagerbombs! XD

((How IS she still single?))

What a suprise..peoples requests didnt get played and they left early. i dont blame them!! Also if anyone else tries to bring up this shit between me and that two face manipulative bitch...be prepared for the possibility i may end up hurting you! i came close tonight to hurtig a few people...now is the time to BACK THE FUCK OFF AWAY FROM ME!! goodbye.

pissed off! so angry i could punch a face in!

faz where are you? i want a snog! haha

strapped in. ready to go. smallest waist ive had in years!

wooo hooooooo!! Lost enough weight to only need one ace in the purple corset. Still need to get some flat steel bones for it though :/

feeling low and like shite!!

riddle me this? riddle me that? Why are you such a fucking twat? XD

well hair dye is in. shower in a bit. do the scrubby cleany stuff, then face mask. chill out for a bit...then start getting ready....after ive looked at my wardrobe for 30 mins trying to decide. lol.

bring on tonight! Not sure what im wearing though.

tonight is going to be AWESOME!!!!!!

gr paypal is being a bugger again!!!!

mmm time for an ebay hunt in a bit. need new clothes.

im not sure if i want to go out tonight :/

wohooooooo! lost 2 inches off my waist!! thank you sertraline!!!

my brother is so kind. letting me use his net and buying me a chinese. awwwwww! i cant wait for friday..its soo fun being hated XD spesh by people that i really couldnt give a crap about and know alot about. oh i cant wait till im proved right!! im going to be in hysterics!!! hahaha

im out of credit and net time (both on phone and dongle) if you need me your going to have to ring me. Hurry up payday!!!!

looks like im in for a rough time. i apologize in advance for being a bit intense.

if anyone has any spare diazepam they can bring me today? i have alcohol i can share ;)

the rats showed more interest in the new toy than the ferrets. typical! cant be arsed to eat but ive got to. :/

strawberry and cream sidekick is the sex! its mine, all mine! ((Posted at around 1pm))

looks like the ferrets have a new toy...to ignore. lol. they are happier investigating a plastic bag!

brimfest on 30th? hell yeah! change of scenery, good music/bands, different people. going to be bliss.

decided that im only going to care for and help out people who actually want something to do with me. who actually invite me to places, want to meet up, come round to see me. anyone else can moodlewalk off!

‎27-40? tall? weighty? into metal? single? then head my way! ;)

"come on take your pants off. take off your clothes. pants!pants!pants! come on anything goes!"

mum got me a present today. the dark teal nailvarnish ive had my eye on in the chemist. thank you mum!

just want to be understood and loved :/ getting tired of being single.

mmm anyone got any diazepam spare? im all out :/

animal 24:7.. makes me angry and want to cry at the same time. humans are scum!

dont know if i can be arsed with friday night. would rather get my tattoo finished. might go to corp or victoria on sat instead. need a change of scenery.

forgot my boys were running about. went to find them to put back to bed. already in their cage asleep! good boys. :) well its sweet dreams from me, leland and gray. night all.

think im going to go out on saturday instead. need to meet new people.

also, i want the stripey trousers wesley snipes wears at the start of demolition man.

who thinks having a bikers night would be a good idea? its the one thing were missing. id go! would be mega awesome.

whats with this emo beating event thing that i keep getting sent invites for? oh lets act like CHAVS and beat up people we dont like the look/sound of. GROW UP! dont send me another invite to it. IM AN ADULT and refuse to act like that. people should be allowed to be what they want to be without being persecuted.

((Synyster Grimm put up a status that she then removed before it could be updated to this site. It was, at about 2pm, that she'd already eaten 6 crumpets, a bag of crisps and a plate of boiled potatoes.She then mentioned something about eating heathier which I don't even know was supposed to be a joke or not. GRIMM))

ive no credit or free texts left so cant reply.

i want a new corset damnit! also, whos out on friday? if no-one interestings out im going to have my tattoo finished :p

crumpets and takeshis castle. perfect sunday morning.

was good talking to martin yesterday. had a giggle and it cheered me up. hope everyone else is okay today.

in contemplation of getting rid of all communicative items. would be interesting to see who would keep in contact if i just used the house phone for people to call me. mmm

mmm...need to stop having this dream where im ramming a lasses head into the pavement outside a club till the pavement runs red. :/ feels like one of them dreams thats going to come true. i dont want to go to the ward of bouncy white walls and zombifying meds :S

feel invisible. might have a drink or ten.

ahh a clear out is good. cant be doing with people who only have me on their list to keep numbers up. how sad for you! anyone i havent deleted that doesnt like me, remove me now. i have no time or live feed for you. bye!

needs to move to the land of long haired tasty men. mmmmmmmm! *drifts off* ooo the flowing locks, the leather, the boots...mmmmmmmmmmmmm

okay..for some reason ive gone very hyper!! boing boing boing!!! not even had an energy drink yet or my sertraline!

so how is everyone today? Come tell agony aunt Synyster Grimm your troubles and woes :)

so relived and happy right now... could cry (with happiness)

oh yeah. forgot to rant about something. anyone else get sick of these charity dickeads that harrass you in town? i got ne today for a kids charity. told him i only do animal charities. i got the "what about kids?" my response 2i dont even like kids" his repsonse "do they deserve to be abused?"

could cry!!! need about £180 and i could have the 6 corsets my heart desires...anyone want to buy a computer?!?!?!? hahahaha

dear tesco website. i no longer love you! you have taken away the non-smoked mackerel that i like so much off of your site. you suck major hairy camel toe!!!I now have to go in store to get it. Bad tesco website...BAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

thats yoshi gone. goodbye little buddy. didnt have you for long but you were a joy to have.

watched a programme about breastfeeding in the early hours. apparently theres very few teenage mums breastfeeding because it hurts but if they saw a celeb do it they would! wtf is wrong with them? breastfeeding builds up the immune system. i despair!

pain :/

time for sleepy night nights. sweet dreams all.

please take a look at my sellage album. if theres anything you would like please inbox me

Need money! i want to go out tomorrow night!

cuddles all round. want to spread the love :)

okay so pain is emmense right now. argh. bed bekons.

phone net is being a pain in the ass. cant reply to messages at the moment. im soo ditching orange!

mmm netto? iceland? tesco or lidl? bearing in mind i have £5 to my name.

i really fancy a subway. not had one for nearly two years :/

i love my bed and my magical quilt of happiness. :) (this could possibly be the meds talking XD )

i want an electric treadmill :/ like im ever going to have the cash for one.

ive got good true friends, 3 gorgeous boys, amazing family. drama free and calm life. happy squishy at the moment.

BE WARNED - any new people that i meet will be seen to have a dagger tooth smile until they can prove they can be trusted. that is all. ooo crimson!

okay. next 5 tattoos booked. just want more holes now...thinking several more in ears, other side of nose and a couple more lip piercings. at the moment im floating due to meds. heehee.

pork loin steaks, crinkly chips and curry sauce for my meal today. nom.

watching river cottage everyday - fish. its making me want mackerel!

just wish the good people could have some peace and happy times.

what the? how the? wa bu uh! bring on next series of vampire diaries!

mmm i think i may have to start dating. what would be nice is to be spoiled just a bit. im always the one doing the spoiling, its my turn now. i love red roses, jager, simplistic things and cuddles. :) would love to have someone to cuddle me from behind :/ i miss that.

"You are wrong, fucked and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I haven't slept since I woke up
...And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything" mmmm sums up this town i think XD

cheese n crackers with pickled onions. dinner of champions!

((Synyster Grimm has become a fan of the page: "One day you will look at me & say damn i f*ck*d up when i let her go". Made my day.))

((Note))

'person off tagged attitude problem...this will amuse a couple of you.'

Rob D:
23 hours ago
an angel of anyones nightmare x hope u like dommin ...kool band x
Synyster G *white men only!!*:
23 minutes ago
lol. nope dont like dommin
Rob D:
wow i can see ur a mater of conversation lol  mmmm not .take care
Synyster G *white men only!!*:
well seeing as though im not very well and i have a sick animal to look after my conversation isnt going to be great at the moment so how about you dont take that attitude with people when there might be a reason why they may not be able to make great conversation. Sick of presumtious people!! Im sorry my lide isnt so dull and boring that i can sit and talk to you all day!! people have lives!!!
Jeez some people are just tossers!!

mmm i dont know how people can spend so much time with each other. it would drive me up the wall seeing and hanging round with the same people all the time. seriously, how do you not get sick of seeing their faces?

dont like being in this big bed all alone at the moment. give it a few days and i will be back to normal. :)

theres too many selfish people these days.

codine phosphate...the buzzy painkiller :)

‎12 tablets later... :/ pain meds, manic dep meds and weight loss meds. shake me and i would rattle!

Time to go get chased round by 4 ferrets while eating a scotch egg. Ferrety fun times!!!

Going to be having another rumage round later to add stuff to the sellage album. keep an eye out. theres a top going on i got not long ago and never worn. its pretty but doesnt suit me.

chances of going food shopping? nil! chest still hurts. cold still rife and throat still sore.

cuddles anyone? :)

still not feeling well. i hate getting ill. boo to it!

 

typical isnt it? i go out, have a good time and end up with a cold and sore throat! I blame one of you lot out on friday...its your fault...your fault i tells ye!!!!!!!

well, i guess this is the end of my relationship with diazepam. my body is rejecting it. stupid body! it happens everytime with meds. :/

ooo my botbot is sore. darn newcastle brown.

at morrisons waiting for a taxi. anyone want to pick me up instead? lol

hangover plus hayfever does not make for good times!

well im going to look uber shit tonight.

cant wait to play the counting game tonight. lets see how many deathstares i get tonight. are you ready? one, two, three. three deathstares ah ah ah. heehee. oh the joys of being in chesterfield.

litre of vodkat, cans of dnb, bottle of 7up, bottle of tonic water. im all set for pre going out drinks. anyone want to join me and sammi later?

Tonight should be fun. :) dont know what to wear now. did have an outfit in mind but my tumtum isnt in the mood to be squashed.

everytime i watch sons of anarchy i develop a fancy for Ron Pearlman!

just had a fat bastard tea. a bisto sheppards pie with 4 slices of bread. nom!

dear orange, since you have joined up with t mobile you have become crap! im moving to another network. yours grumpily.Synyster Grimm

XXX boobs! what the fook! is that woman mad? she looks ridiculous

"if you dont have an iphone...well you dont have an iphone" yeah but i have alot more cash in my purse because i dont have an iphone. :p

still cant sleep. wish they would put american dad on instead of family guy. :/

does anyone rekon i could get away with charging a drink for a boob grope on friday? XD haha.

ooo eaten too late. going to pay for that in the morning! extra senna tablets for me tonight. :) my colon will be cleansed. haha

anyone take a 36" in a corset. i have one for sale. inbox me for details.

aww kiwis are so cute!

grr! some lads make me want to rip their nads off with my nails!

bored!

oh dear! the college lad who had the silver corsa will have a fear of white transits now!! Lesson one kids, dont ever piss my dad off, he will chase you down the road in the van!! XD Also, isnt it amazing how many arse kissers there are in this town? how about being yourself eh?

going to be down to two rats this saturday. Given Leland and Grey a wash today. they arent very impressed to say the least. Yoshi is having to be put to sleep this weekend. :/ (unless someone buys something from my sellage photo album...he could go sooner)

((Editors note: Synyster Grimm is now listed as single. Already))

wish my head would stop being a spazzack! oh well cpn on 23rd. should be fun. Night all.

currently looking at purple tattoo ink. i want a purple tattoooooooooo!!!

i have slush puppy ice pops!! :P they dont have proper slush puppies in town but they sell the slush puppy ice pops!! yeys!! ALL MIIIIIINE!

can't wait to see my boo on saturday..and all the good people. I will be in the park on saturday, if you want to join us....bring alcohol and a chill out attitude! its going to be a good day!

off to watch severed ways. viking film with black metal music in it... im watching that one!!!

Got jawache from smiling too much. :D

The park on saturday! whos up for it. i will be there with my new fella. :) would love my friends to be there too, would make the day mega awsome :)

((Editors note: Synyster Grimm is now listed as being in a relationship. This is going to be hilarious.))

fuck sake!! I hate this town. :/

calmed down now. Still a bit angry but calming down. Really need to invest in a punching bag!! Removing people at the moment. if your still on, means i think your aces! Congratulations. lol. So fustrating when people don't know know you for who you are. Miss welsh i care about you too hun. :)

heehee. kopparberg plus meds equals a floaty kelly :) *silly grin*

bored of 30 days of night already. also, if anyones fallen out with me due to recent events. thats okay. when you realise that i dont fall out with anyone without a good reason. id been building it up for weeks, wasnt a spare of the moment thing and believe me, it hurt me like hell.

dear doctors.YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS!! yours grumpily...kelly.

(yes im on one of these days) Ever get the feeling because your not slim and pretty that people don't want to know you? or even have you as a friend? Even if you do your just the butt end of the jokes to them, there just to make the numbers up or they only talk to you when they want something?? (please dont do the "aww but your a lovely person" bull. its patronising)

so im to be ignored. Thats fine, just remember i will be returning the favour when you want something from me :) Oh yeah...ive become a mackerel addict!! coated or uncoated...i love it! mmmmmm mishy omega 3 goodness :)

lklooks like i will being donning the cardigan of death soon. Yoshis isnt looking too good but cant find anything wrong with him. :'( Dark hooded dumbos always seem to die young.

maybe its time to find people who are genuine for friends. Sick and tired of shitty people now. i must have "usable and soft touch" across my forehead that only users, liars, backstabbers/two faced people can see. I dont let people in very often but when i do i get shat on from a great height. I find it hard to make friends,so when im angry enough to get rid of a friend. you know its for a real reason.

mmm sunday dinner smells sooooooooo good. making me hungry!!