[[REDACTED - SG's phone number]] if you need me.

Got two rather handsome, mischievious boys running around whilst wrestling is on tv. And seriously?! Theyve made a programme about greggs?!?

Well best drag my massive carcass to tesco.

So she gets full military honours. Im sure she never served in the army!

A change is coming.........

[[SG's friend then chips in:]]

SG's Friend: What

SG: Something. Dont know when though.

SG's Friend: Oh right

now to sit for an hour with conditioner on my hair. yup the roots are definatly blonde... the rest of it is still dark. i think its time for industrial strength bleach... or i might just leave it and do my roots bright colours.

Not feeling well. Wont be talking much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRSsxUjulLY

gem of a cover. love it :)

sorting out your mp3 player and realising you have tons of black metal....and its still not enough!!

grrrr! i fucking hate liars and two faced people. two faced lying people are the fucking worst! DONT fucking say one thing to me...then do the opposite. makes me wonder what you are saying behind my back to that person. and people wonder why i dont bother socialising anymore. fucking sick of wanky people!!!

Greggs you crafty geniuses! Pastry, steak in grave with a mash potato top! Thats just a meal in one.

Ahhh bra off. Feels good.

pops to the rescue. he had some codeine. past two days have been utter hell with the pain. turns out asprin fucked my stomach up and also eggs give me bad acid! XD my body ladies and gentlemen...what a fucked up body it is. only decent thing about it is the ink :)

Dont know why i bother with some people.

The moment you just want to scream "oh shut the fuck up" at some people.

I sometimes sit and wonder if i should have settled down, had a kid or two. "have some meaning to my life" as people say. Then i look back, see all the rescues in my life and i realise, they were the meaning to my life. My little furbabies. I spent my years giving my best to animals in need. Feel a bit empty without having any at the moment.

Ooo matt morgan topless and in jeans. Yum yum!

Well im up early. Got to go put £1 back into the bank so theres enough in for the insurance payment on tuesday. Unless someone wants to paypal me a quid *big grin* nope? Worth a try.

[[one of SG's friends then replies with:]]

JD: would if i had it hun.

[[lol]]

dear mr Jim Beam.....i would like to take this chance to tell you that i love you for making the honey version of yourself. soon as i can i will be buying a bottle of your smooth goodness.

[[ For someone who (correctly) thinks she's really ugly and fat, SG loves to put pictures of her own face on the internet. See if you can guess how old she is...]]